Friday, November 13, 2009

My Gather Us in Song

A couple of days ago I came across this post on American Catholic. Gather us In The song has been stuck in my head so I decided to give it a whack. This is a parody so don't get upset.

To the tune of Gather Us In

Like a disease that there is no cure for
Like a bad guest who won't go away
The darn Jesuits of St. Louie
Gave us this crap to hear on Sunday

It matters not to know what you're doing
It matters not the clothes that you wear
Give us a happy song or two then
And in an hour we'll be out of here

Gather us in the liturgically challenged
Gather us in the ignorant mass
We'll have to listen to Marty Haugen
Or the equally bad David Haas

Gather us in the out-of-tune youth choir
Gather us in with songs that are dumb
With flip flops, blue jeans and tee shirts
And that outrageous, obnoxious drum

I'll take Gregorian chant any day
So please take this nonsense away
So far no change on banning this stuff
Except you can't sing the song called "Yaweh"

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